The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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