sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
