Please, let me fuck your mom
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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