Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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