# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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