It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
