Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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