so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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