real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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