you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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