either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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