lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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