Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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