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Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days

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(530): View more from California

Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.

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(581): View more from Quebec

I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(419): View more from Ohio

Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?

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Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.

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(519): View more from Ontario

All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.

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(61): View more from Australia

I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever

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