I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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