Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Found your dick twin last night
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
