He is such a slut. More and more my type.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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