He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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