who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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