The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
