My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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