Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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