i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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