Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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