In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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