is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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