Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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