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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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