I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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