There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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