Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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