Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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