used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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