They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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