I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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