So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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