glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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