suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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