it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Randomize
