garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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