Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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