kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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