she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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