I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can I color on your dick again?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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