windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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