We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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