return my video game
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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