I met the friendliest cop last night
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
