I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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