I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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