are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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